

“Son, if I spent a week thinking of ways to f-k up my day, I could not have come up with this,” he said. ‘HOW CUTE DOES AN ANIMAL HAVE TO BE BEFORE YOU CARE IF IT DIES TO FEED YA?’ | Called to the melee at the Livestock Commission office, John was not pleased with Kayce. As if Lloyd’s day couldn’t get any worse, he ended it spotting Walker and Laramie getting busy under the stars. “Who he is to us,” Rip replied, “is the reason why he’s still walking.” Oh, Rip - tough to the marrow, that one.


“They want the s-tshow, and you just gave it to ’em!” Back at the Yellowstone, John noticed the tension between Rip and Lloyd and reminded his foreman not to forget who the old fella is to them. “What the f-kin’ f-k?” asked Haskell when he arrived. (Could that relationship get any cuter?) At the Livestock Commission field office in Livingston, Kayce was greeted by protesters - organized by Summer Higgins (Piper Perabo, currently killing it on The Big Leap) - and soon had drawn his gun. “Handsome’s the only thing I got going for me.” That, John replied, was why. (To his credit, the kid was a natural.) When Rip mentioned to John that Carter wasn’t long for the ranch, the big boss advised the youngster to get ugly fast. As if Monica’s day could get any better, Kayce reassured her that they’d find a place nearby to rent - and she Googled just the right ranch.īack at the Yellowstone, Rip continued to make Lloyd reside in the doghouse, even going so far as tasking the older man with teaching Carter how to saddle a horse properly. He won’t think of himself as a killer, he’ll think of himself as a warrior” like her. Tate was thriving, too, spending time in the sweat lodge with Rainwater, who told the boy’s mom, “A few more sweats, Mo will take him up on the hill. If a meteor strikes Earth tonight, it is me and the cockroaches running this motherf-ker tomorrow.” When that tomorrow came, we saw that Monica was finally at peace being back on the reservation. Touched, he sure hoped he wouldn’t outlive her. Sweetly, she’d come to sleep over, lest being in the empty house drive him crazy. ‘HE AIN’T GONNA BE AROUND LONG ENOUGH TO NAME’ | After a lonelypants montage of John eating by himself, drinking by himself, setting by himself, the Dutton family’s patriarch found Beth in his room in the middle of the night.
